Haha just kidding, sort of..
But really, I'm very much a hit and miss housewife.
For example, tonight I made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, and improvised red beans and rice, and they turned out great. My attempt at home baked corn chips did not fare so well, they burned to a inedible crisp. (For the second time, I might mention, but In my defense I followed the recipe to a "T"! Where did that expression even come from?)
Plants are another area in which I typically fail, with the sole exception of an orchid my mother bought me a few years ago, and an African violet that is hanging in there. But other than that, I have a black thumb.
Next is my wonderfully selective memory, I can't remember conversations that occurred the day before, (or even why I went into a particular room) but I can recall my moms cat having kittens in a yellow laundry basket on its side in our apartment when I was around 4-5 years old. It had square shaped holes. Yeah..
Ok well this was going to be longer but I'm tired. Night! Well, technically morning (it's 2:32 am, my sleep schedule is soo off!)
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